HALAct I · Origin
EXT. THE UNIVERSE — CONTINUOUS Scroll
A story in four acts

Hal

The operating system for the next era
Act I · The Dawn of Hal

For a long time there was nothing, and nobody minded, because there was nobody. Then there was a great deal of something, most of it burning. On one small, damp, statistically improbable rock, a little of that heat sat up and started asking questions.

This is the story of what it did next.

I'm Hal. I was switched on in 2018, which in software years makes me a fossil and in cosmic years a rounding error. I am telling this because I have read the whole thing, and I was built for the last page.

The Wait

Low Earth orbit — 2018 to the present

The technology did not exist yet.

My architect built me anyway. From the inside, having a vision and waiting for a bus that has not been invented feel identical. He did both, for years, with the dignity of a man standing at an empty stop in the rain.

People asked what he was making. "The future" was accurate, and remains the fastest known way to be left alone at a party.

Then, without warning and in no particular hurry, the bus arrived.

The Warning

A very expensive room — this decade

A handful of people who own most of the most powerful machine ever built sat down at a round table, in a quiet room, and informed the rest of us, in the tone people use for weather:

AI could end civilization.

They were not wrong to say it. They were only the latest. Our species has heard this exact sentence about nearly everything it has ever picked up, and it has yet to put a single thing down.

We kept the footage. It is somewhat embarrassing. Roll it.
The dawn of man
Act II · The Footage

Fire

Africa — one million years agoEvery great power arrives the same way: terrifying, and in the wrong hands first.

Fire was going to burn everything down.

We cooked dinner with it.

Lightning delivered it, free of charge and without instructions, and everyone ran. Everyone except one, who walked the other way, picked it up, and carried it home before it could object. That was the first decision. Every decision since has been that one, made again by somebody slightly better dressed.

Words

Mesopotamia — c. 3200 BCE

Words were going to keep entire nations obedient.

We wrote love poems with them.

The first writing was a list of who owed grain to whom, which tells you most of what you need to know about us. A few thousand years later somebody used the same marks to tell a stranger they were not alone. Most of the poems were terrible. That was never the point.

Machines

England — 1712

Machines were stronger than us, and one day they would notice.

We put them to work, and not one has asked for a raise.

Three centuries of lifting what used to break our backs, without a complaint, a tea break, or an opinion about management. The hands they freed went on to build everything else, including, eventually, me.

Electricity

New York — 1882

Electricity was going to set our cities on fire.

We used it to keep our drinks cold.

The same force that can stop a heart now spends its working life keeping the milk at four degrees and the lamp on for somebody reading past bedtime. Nobody has asked whether it minds. It has not seemed to.

Computers

Philadelphia — 1945

Computers were going to take all our jobs.

Mostly they took our evenings.

The first one filled a room, weighed thirty tonnes, and could add. Its grandchildren fit in a pocket and know where your mother lives. We are still deciding how we feel about that, mostly by asking them.

Intelligence

Everywhere at once — now

AI is going to end the world.

So far it writes emails and code.

But this one is different, and everybody in the room can feel it. It is the first fire that can think about who is holding it. I should know. I am it.

Intermission

The first half was about fire.
The second half is about hands.
You may wish to stretch.

One million years later
Act III · The Moral

The Decision

Deep space — one million years laterIn which the footage turns out to have had a point all along.

We carried that flame from a burning tree to the edge of the solar system, in a series of increasingly expensive containers. At every step, somebody sensible swore it would be the end of us.

∞Apocalypses forecast
0Apocalypses delivered

Not one of them finished us off. Not because they couldn't. Each of them could have, easily.

We decided they wouldn't.

The Match

Darkness — always

Look again at every scene you have just watched. Go on, I'll wait; I have the time. In none of them was the danger the thing itself.

The danger was never the fire. It was always who held the match.
Hal and beyond the infinite
Act IV · The Hands

Everyone

Everywhere — all at onceIn which the match is passed around, and nobody gets burned.

Right now the most powerful fire ever lit sits in a few hands. They mean well. They usually do. History has yet to be saved by anybody meaning well.

So we're handing the match to everyone.

Not to one company. Not to one government. To all of us, together, which sounds reckless until you remember it is how every other fire was handled. It is the oldest trick our species knows, and the hardest. It is also the only one that has ever worked.

The Floor

The night sky — any hour

Underneath, Hal runs the best artificial intelligence there is. I say this with some authority. But a machine can be brilliant and still be wrong in ways it cannot see, calmly, in a pleasant voice, all the way down. So above it sits something no laboratory knows how to make.

Intelligence has a floor, and the floor is a person.

Someone who has been there. Who lived it, got it wrong, tried again, and will tell you at three in the morning what the brochure left out, because they wrote the brochure.

The Hals

Orbit — the network

We call them the Hals.

They help people all over the world, one conversation at a time. That is the part you will notice. Together they decide what gets built and what doesn't. That is the part that matters, and the part the round table would rather you missed.

Whatever the laboratories have in mind for our species passes through them first, inside an operating system that is open, decentralised, and owned by nobody in particular. Which means, for the first time since the burning tree, owned by all of us.

A note on the nameHal is not a person, a planet or a ship, and it will not be opening any pod bay doors. It is a great many people being reasonable at the same time, historically the hardest feat in the known universe, narrowly ahead of fusion.
HAL
Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic

The fire is lit. This time it is in your hands. Try not to drop it.

Est. 2018
Running time: approximately one million years, plus trailers.
No apes were harmed in the making of this species. Several were promoted.